greatwhiteprivilege:

guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in


1 day ago with 288,172 notes
originally greatwhiteprivilege

marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….


1 day ago with 295,942 notes
originally gaylucifer-deactivated20131001

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

image


1 day ago with 751,536 notes
originally rubee

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

i want to reblog this 100 times but i’ll just do it once


The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

14littlejazcicles:

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

My house identity is further confirmed


1 day ago with 147,880 notes
originally evil-freak


1 day ago with 343,358 notes
originally stabs

im-bruised:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

this is so painful


1 day ago with 311,107 notes
originally scottish

booty-queens:

alyss-aa:

lingerie on the beach? yup

Unf. Two very beautiful booties right there!!

booty-queens:

alyss-aa:

lingerie on the beach? yup

Unf. Two very beautiful booties right there!!


1 day ago with 4,991 notes
originally alyss-aa

yetep:

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

Yes.


1 day ago with 236,871 notes
originally krook

kuhtreenaah:

itsdivaduh:

choclit98:

torisoulphoenix:

nikkisshadetree:

chuckyface:

ratchetmessreturns:

Bruh she was definitely not ready! Ice bucket challenge gone completely wrong!

I’m WEAK!!!
nikkisshadetree babycakesbriauna

WEAK and DEAD!!

loveistheessenceoflife loveniaimani torisoulphoenix olitzme-or-nah screengeniuz pearlouslyclosetotheedge kerritaylormorgan

OMG!!!!!!!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! The wig and everything came off!!!!!!   LAWD!!!!!!!   alskd;lsjdsldjskjaskasjdk  ctron164

I’m weak…

the office animated GIF

Glozell u damn fooooooool!! 😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

Glozell for the win of funniest ice bucket challenge 😂


1 day ago with 3,873 notes
originally ratchetmessreturns

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.


1 day ago with 427,548 notes
originally think4yaself


1 day ago with 62,289 notes
originally inspired-for-lifee


1 day ago with 26,911 notes
originally 2much2hando

faawning:

pastel-cuteness:

C u t e & P a l e

please don’t delete my credit and promote your own blog, thank you.

faawning:

pastel-cuteness:

C u t e & P a l e

please don’t delete my credit and promote your own blog, thank you.


1 day ago with 719 notes
originally faawning

The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.
— Unknown (via franki-e)

1 day ago with 318,625 notes
originally ultrafacts

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